AISubs v3.7
I'm a man of hate, and...
I'm Edwin.
(snoring)
Until yesterday, there was an Ethiopian.
But today, there's an American!
He's Edwin, and we were surfing together for 2 minutes.
But today, he's in Japan.
It's been a while.
Your Japanese has improved, hasn't it?
No, it hasn't.
I'd like to give you a challenge.
If Tetsuya, who went back to his parents' house, became a foreigner,
What would your mother do?
I don't know yet.
If your son, who went back to his parents' house, became a foreigner,
What would you do?
I'm going to check it out now.
If you just go home normally, it's boring.
I've prepared a mission for you.
I'm going to give you a Japanese delicious sushi as a gift.
I'll explain it in order.
First of all, welcome home.
Only the residents of that house say "welcome home."
As soon as you say "welcome home," it means you've been recognized as a son.
First of all, welcome home.
Tetsuya.
I'll give you the keys, so you can film yourself while you open and close the door and start from "I'm home".
Tetsuya-san, please.
- Please do so. - Please do so.
Hahaha, what is this?
Alright, let's get started!
*snaps fingers*
This is hard.
[Tetsuya]
I'm Tetsuya.
*slap*
*dog barks*
Tetsuya-chan, Tetsuya-chan, Tetsuya-chan...
Ran-chan?
*slap*
Ran-chan?
*door opens*
Welcome back!
I'm back!
Welcome back.
Hahaha, what is this?
I'm back!
Welcome back who?
Tetsuya.
Hahaha!
Tetsuya.
Tetsuya-kun?
Tetsuya.
Ran-chan, you're face is red.
Welcome back.
*car horn*
Wait, why? What? What?
Tetsuya.
What is my name?
Who are you?
Who? Who?
Tetsuya-san.
Tetsuya.
Tetsuya-san.
Whose name is this?
Tetsuya-san.
Whose name is this?
Whose?
Tetsuya-san.
Family!
Oh, Tetsuya-san.
Nice!
You've grown up!
Yeah, I've grown up a little.
You're cool!
Oh, thank you.
Is my beard okay?
Yeah, it's okay.
Okay.
I'm a little hungry.
What?!
Can I eat a little?
Food?
Food or...
A little...
Wait, what? Are you really going to eat it?
Like, some sweets or something...
Sweets? There's your favorite miso soup.
I want to eat it! Thank you, Mom!
Itadakimasu!
Here's your drink.
Thank you!
Yum!
Can you eat it?
It's me! I've completely changed!
I'm so nostalgic!
I'm so handsome!
You guys are amazing!
Can we take a picture together?
Like a selfie?
Onee-san, Ototto, and a pose!
Cheese!
Do you know this game? Flappy Bird?
Flappy Bird? Ah, I've heard of it.
Let's play it together.
Okay.
But...
Okay, good!
That's all.
I want to see your family's album. It's nostalgic. Can we see it?
I have one.
When you were born.
When I was born?
When you were born?
When you were born.
Mom is young. Dad is young.
You're young.
Is this okay?
When you were in elementary school.
A bigger one?
When you were in kindergarten.
I'm cute.
I don't know where it is.
I'm cute.
You're cute. You're really cute, right?
You're cute.
I used to be like a Japanese.
That's right.
You're crying.
I'm crying.
Why?
Did I poop too much?
You're handsome. You're already handsome.
Okay, thank you, Mom!
Bye!
I'm going home!
Bye, Dad!
Bye!
I'm going home!
I'm really Tetsuya.
Have you become Tetsuya?
I've become Tetsuya.
Shall we go together?
I'm home!
I'm Tetsuya.
I don't know you.
I'm Tetsuya.
Who are you?